Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
- Reita: Huh? How does it know that I changed to an iPhone?
- Reita: Oh, I see! is it shown in the app then? as I said, this Twitter thing is scary! now it’s come to light that I follow all the new fads (lol)